An English man, a Scottish man, and an Irish man were in a bar having a drink.
The English man says: "In my local pub if you buy 3 drinks you get one free".
The Scottish man says: "In my local pub if you buy 3 drinks you get a free pint and a double."
The Irish man says: "In my local pub, as soon as you walk in the drinks are free all night, then at the end of the night you are taken upstairs and shagged senseless."
The English man asks: "Really, has that happened to you?"
The Irish man replies: "No, not to me, but to my wife."