Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.
The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds ... so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: "we have arrived."
The first man gave him money.
The second one thanked him.
But the third one slapped the taxi driver.
The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have had realized that the car did not move an inch.
So, he asked the third man, "What was that for?"
The third man replied: "Control your speed from next time onwards! You almost killed us."
Thanks to "Savanai TK"